Me: Really? Tracy Morgan said women are a gift from God reserved for real, deserving straight men
Me: I just did not know that I was RESERVED for anybody is all.
Adam: You're like a library book. Someone can reserve you.
Me: Yeah, I'm like a library book. A bunch
of people can reserve me.
I AM IN CIRCULATION Y'ALLHere's more Life with 'Song and Adam
, with a demonstration of my ability to quote things I have not seen. Also, do not get on my case for not wanting to talk to people on the bus: I spend all my workday on the #^$*&)*)^ phones, and the bus and the walk from Harvard to Central and back are the only moments of solitude in my day. I want to read my book.
Unrelated to any of that, the treatsfortits
bake sale ends at 5! Go over there and bid!