Magical Truthsaying Bastard Shadesong (shadesong) wrote,
Magical Truthsaying Bastard Shadesong
shadesong

Life with 'song and Adam

Me: Really? Tracy Morgan said women are a gift from God reserved for real, deserving straight men? Really?

Adam: Really.

Me: I just did not know that I was RESERVED for anybody is all.

Adam: You're like a library book. Someone can reserve you.

Me: Yeah, I'm like a library book. A bunch of people can reserve me.

I AM IN CIRCULATION Y'ALL

Here's more Life with 'Song and Adam, with a demonstration of my ability to quote things I have not seen. Also, do not get on my case for not wanting to talk to people on the bus: I spend all my workday on the #^$*&)*)^ phones, and the bus and the walk from Harvard to Central and back are the only moments of solitude in my day. I want to read my book.

Unrelated to any of that, the treatsfortits bake sale ends at 5! Go over there and bid!
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