Magical Truthsaying Bastard Shadesong (shadesong) wrote,
Magical Truthsaying Bastard Shadesong

Life with the Gojirawitzes

Jeopardy literally just started as we finished watching last night's Jeopardy. Literally.

This resulted in Elayna and I saying "literally" at each other for a full minute. Literally, you guys. Literally.

And then Elayna informed Adam that she literally needed ice cream, literally. He told her that he would literally get her some. I reiterated that I would literally like some ice cream too, but Adam never buys me ice cream, literally. (It's been a week without ice cream. Literally.)

Adam: "I literally just bought you some today!"

Me: *stunned silence*

Adam, pointing at me defiantly: "LAWYERED!"

Also, we are continually baffled at how crappy some people's Jeopardy interview stories are. You threw a hockey puck once? You got a prank call? That is literally the most interesting thing that has ever happened to you? Literally?
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