This resulted in Elayna and I saying "literally" at each other for a full minute. Literally, you guys. Literally.
And then Elayna informed Adam that she literally needed ice cream, literally. He told her that he would literally get her some. I reiterated that I would literally like some ice cream too, but Adam never buys me ice cream, literally. (It's been a week without ice cream. Literally.)
Adam: "I literally just bought you some today!"
Me: *stunned silence*
Adam, pointing at me defiantly: "LAWYERED!"
Also, we are continually baffled at how crappy some people's Jeopardy interview stories are. You threw a hockey puck once? You got a prank call? That is literally the most interesting thing that has ever happened to you? Literally?