Magical Truthsaying Bastard Shadesong (shadesong) wrote,
Magical Truthsaying Bastard Shadesong

I'm not tired of this, actually.

The scene: s00j's concert venue. Her three-person sound crew (who I've just met) and I are exploring. I let it slip that I have a teenage daughter.

Person A: "No way! How old?"
Me: "Sixteen!"
*looks of disbelief*
Person B: "So like you had her when you were five?"
Me: "No, I was 21."
Person B, looking genuinely confused: "But that math isn't working out."
Me: "I promise! 21!"
Person B: "But 21... and 16... is... 37?"
Me: "Yep!"
Person C: "Where do you keep it?!?"

That's now my favorite response ever. "Where do you keep it?!?"

I showed them that I have a little belly pooch, but they said that was insufficient. omnisti, when informed of this later, says that my response should've been "behind me".

Me, looking back at my butt: "I do have rather a lot there."
K: *affectionate eyeroll*
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