"Apparently, March is question month. If you'd like to ask me a question, I'll do my best to answer, either truthfully or not. I reserve the right to answer in private or a filtered post if I think that's fitting, and any lies will be bolded. Comments to this post are screened."
Since replying to comments means unscreening them, I'll reply in a separate post later today unless you say in your comment that I can unscreen.