As for what I want most for my birthday:
I want you to sponsor me in the BARCC Walk for Change.
Because I don't just work for BARCC. Hell, I still volunteer here, as a community outreach volunteer and as a survivor speaker. I do it because I believe in dismantling rape culture through social change. I believe in what BARCC does. Hey, I man the phones; I see the ways we make a huge difference every day. So help us keep doing that. Sponsor me. Doesn't have to be a lot; throw in some coffee money or lunch money. It adds up, it really does.
And I'm re-running this from last year, edited.
Some of you may be as yet unaware of this, but - I have super awesome birthday powers. (So far today, I have used my powers to give Boston warmer weather. You're welcome.)
Yes! I do! On every birthday! But this birthday is DOUBLE AWESOME, because I am prime.
So this year... not only do my wishes come true. Yours do, too.
Yes! You get a birthday wish! On my birthday! SPECIAL BONUS. Also, your wish comes true even if you tell people what it is, so feel free to do so in comments.
*lights a candle on a cupcake and holds it out to you with both hands*
Make a wish. :)