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Scheherazade in Blue Jeans
freelance alchemist
Life with 'song & Sindrian (formerly Numath) 
19th-Dec-2010 01:04 pm
I'm totally blogging this
(I will get this out of the way first: Read Tiger Beatdown. And Kate Harding. And Harriet J. And the actual charges. Get on Twitter. #mooreandme.)

Last night, sindrian and I were too sleepy for epic sex; we climbed into bed for epic snuggles instead. He turned out the light and climbed over me, and I pounced him promptly and sillily and with much RAR!ing.

sindrian: *cracks up*
Me: "Whaaaaat?"
sindrian: "I love the noises you make! You sound like a baby velociraptor!"
Me: *more velociraptor noises, also CHOMP!*
sindrian: "Baby velociraptor is eating my kidneys!"
Me: "Om nom rar!"
sindrian: I need those to filter my pee!"
Me, hopefully: "Do you need your lungs?"
sindrian: "Yes!"
Me: "What about your phalanges?"
sindrian: "I don't think I have phalanges."
Me: "You do!" *points out phalanges* Can I nom just one? Midnight snack?"
sindrian: "Noooo. I need all my parts."
Me: "You do not need your earlobes."
sindrian: "But then how can kythryne make me an awesome earpiece?"
Me: "She can make you a fake earlobe. Like Tycho Brahe's nose!"
sindrian: "Nooo!"
Me: "But Tycho Brahe was AWESOME."
sindrian: "I like my nose!"
Me: *dives for kidneys again, all velociraptor-noise-making*

Also he surprise bit me on the butt today, which produced a startled baby velociraptor noise.

Usually when men say they like the noises I make, they are not talking about the velociraptor noises!
19th-Dec-2010 06:25 pm (UTC)
I could make a comment about earlobes ... I could ... but I won't.

Yay this entry! (Sometimes I'm not eloquent+.)

+ I just wrote that "eloquenty." How was that never a Buffy word?
19th-Dec-2010 06:50 pm (UTC)
I have to agree with my esteemed colleague about the velociraptor noises. :)
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19th-Dec-2010 08:12 pm (UTC)
I can no longer see the word "phalanges" without picturing Temperance Brennan trying to entertain a baby. And I have a client whose surname sounds very similar, which is a problem....
19th-Dec-2010 09:48 pm (UTC)
You threatened his phalanges~!?!?!

You're a terrible person.
19th-Dec-2010 09:49 pm (UTC)
Oh, and thanks for the link to Harriet J! I'd lost track of reading her.
(I really should learn to use RSS or Google Reader or something some day.)
19th-Dec-2010 09:50 pm (UTC)
She is, as always, a must-read!
20th-Dec-2010 04:23 am (UTC)
*curious* Why the name change?
20th-Dec-2010 02:26 pm (UTC)
He'll post about it soon, but in general, suits him better; Numath was a random choice, Sindri is personally meaningful.
23rd-Dec-2010 06:57 am (UTC)
*tries to be patient*
20th-Dec-2010 08:13 pm (UTC)
Yeah, I'll post about that once I'm not crazy-busy with last-minute milling and packing before heading back to Cinci.
23rd-Dec-2010 06:58 am (UTC)
'Sokay. We're at the start of our Hell Week, which is really two. I'm getting 5-6 hours of sleep a night, and that is Certainly Not Enough, not with the amount of bodywork I've been doing.
30th-Dec-2010 04:00 am (UTC)
I've been known to do baby wookie noises. They're great fun to make. And when paired with puppy eyes, they make the people around me melt in highly entertaining ways.

Possibly I am too old for this shtick. :)
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