Magical Truthsaying Bastard Shadesong (shadesong) wrote,
Magical Truthsaying Bastard Shadesong
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Being in bed with me is hilarious #583

sindrian: *removes his shirts*
Me: *cracks up*
Numath: "What?"
Me: "You - for like half a second after you whipped off your shirts, you *posed*, with a flip of your hair -" *cracks up more*
Numath: "Did I vogue?"
Me: "Totally!"
Numath: "I didn't even know I was doing it!"
Me: "I know!" *giggles madly* "You did the full Superman!"
Numath: *chest out, shoulders back, hands on hips*
Me: "YES."
Numath: "You ever had sex with Superman before?"
Me: "No, but I *am* the goddamn Batman."
Numath:
Me: "OH MY GAWD YOU CAN NEVER DO THAT DURING SEX OKAY"
Numath: "What if I get a pug? And he's in here while we're having sex and he goes BAAATMAAAAAN?"
Me: "OH NOES."
Numath: "We'd have to lock him out. But then he would still be going BAAATMAAAAN."
Me: "We'd have to train the Maine Coon to smack him down."
Numath: "Poor pug. He gets no respect."
Me: "We'd have to name him Rodney. Rodney the Batman Pug. Oh god."

This is like ten minutes of giggling at this point. Yes, both of us.
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