Me: "What are you going to be again?"
Elayna: "Zombie slayer."
Me: "Oh yeah, totally."
Elayna: "I think I'm going to move my ring to my left hand so I can wear the fingerless glove on my right. That just makes more sense."
Me: "Why's that?"
Elayna, looking at me like I am particularly slow: "So I don't get blisters on my gun hand."
Me: *cracks up*
Elayna: "Really, Mother! Be practical!"