Magical Truthsaying Bastard Shadesong (shadesong) wrote,
Magical Truthsaying Bastard Shadesong
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Life with 'song and Elayna

Elayna, brandishing a SRS BIZNESS Nerf gun: "Should I bring this on Halloween?"

Me: "What are you going to be again?"

Elayna: "Zombie slayer."

Me: "Oh yeah, totally."

Elayna: "I think I'm going to move my ring to my left hand so I can wear the fingerless glove on my right. That just makes more sense."

Me: "Why's that?"

Elayna, looking at me like I am particularly slow: "So I don't get blisters on my gun hand."

Me: *cracks up*

Elayna: "Really, Mother! Be practical!"
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