Me: "Have you seen the tagline for the Yogi Bear movie that you made me watch the trailer for?"
Adam: "I don't think so?"
Me: "OH YOU WOULD KNOW. Because. Adam. The tagline?"
Me: "Great things come in bears."
Adam: "Oh no."
Me: "Coincidentally, also the tagline of my favorite gay bar back in Ft. Lauderdale."
For serious, I grew up going to bear bars because then no one would grab my ass, I'm just saying.