Magical Truthsaying Bastard Shadesong (shadesong) wrote,
Magical Truthsaying Bastard Shadesong
shadesong

Some more awesome Elayna stuff.

Elayna: "So I was having an argument online with a British friend, and he said 'I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of our health care.' I said, 'I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of the Gulf of Mexico.'"

Last night, swashbucklr brought me a stuffed winged unicorn.
Me: "A pegacorn!"
Adam: "It could be a unisus."

I proceeded to educate him and swashbucklr on the nomenclature of mythical beasts.

Half an hour later, Elayna comes downstairs, and I start telling her about her grandparents' WTFery. Suddenly she squeaks and points - "PEGACORN!"

Reader, I cracked up.

My daughter knows it's a pegacorn. I'm just sayin'.

Elayna: "So wait, how did the pegacorn get here?"
Me: "Well, when a pegasus and a unicorn love each other very much..."

She, of course, meant when. I told her an hour ago. She said how? I said "Um, swashbucklr got here an hour ago too, if you recall."

Elayna: "I don't know! You could have had it for years. There are strange things everywhere in this house that I am discovering all the time. The house could have spontaneously manifested a pegacorn."

My daughter.
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