Adam: "Keep in mind if you do watch it, you'll have to go straight to bed after."
Elayna: "...I can wait til tomorrow."
Me: "But I won't be here tomorrow!"
Elayna: "You've already seen it!"
Me: "I want to see it with you!"
Elayna: "I can wait til Thursday."
Me: "....you don't love me."
Elayna: *melodramatic sigh*
Me: "Nobody loves me."
Adam: "Victoria doesn't love you."
Me: "I know. Nobody loves me."
Elayna: "Max loves you."
Me: *pause* "Okay yes Max loves me."
Elayna: "Ha! And you said nobody loved you. Max is nobody? ...Max is Odysseus!"
How much do I love that that's where her mind went? So much.