Yes! I do! On every birthday! But this birthday is TRIPLE AWESOME.
Because it is the Year of the Tiger, and I am a Tiger.
Because I am square.
Because I am double chai.
So this year... not only do my wishes come true. Yours do, too.
Yes! You get a birthday wish! On my birthday! SPECIAL BONUS. Also, your wish comes true even if you tell people what it is, so feel free to do so in comments.
*lights a candle on a cupcake and holds it out to you with both hands*
Make a wish. :)