points: "Well. Remember Rule #1."
Me: "Don't stick your dick in the crazy?"
points: "...I mean Rule #1 for Jews."
Me: "...it is also important for Jews not to stick their dicks in the crazy."
WHAT. I THINK IT IS IMPORTANT.
(He meant that if you have a medical reason to not abide by Jewish laws, you should give priority to your health. But still.)
In other news, this right now is the first time since Thursday that I've been home and conscious for more than half an hour. (I was home Thursday, right? I think I was.) So I am completely exhausted. Productive weekend. Sort of maybe resolved a thing that had been awaiting a resolution for seven years. Got to two parties. Helped a friend move in. Good stuff. But lots of stuff, and I am fully tapped out. And so. Early to bed.
But I maintain that Rule #1 is important for everyone, so there!