I just left a message for Patient Relations at the hospital where the endoscopy was performed. So on the off chance that my GI doc has a legitimate reason for never calling me back and his office staff have the wrong information regarding my biopsy or lack thereof, hopefully I can get Patient Relations to just send me my damn results and we can call it a day. That would be nice. Because while I could use the money, I really would rather not take the time to get embroiled in a lawsuit.
But in the increasingly likely case that the GI doc did willfully run the wrong test against my will - any locals know a good malpractice lawyer?
EDIT: Got a call back from a very nice and quite shocked older woman who says they'll file a complaint. Resolution tends to occur within seven days.
When filing a complaint with a nice older woman, it pays to sound about twelve on the phone. Just sayin'.