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Scheherazade in Blue Jeans
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Life with 'song and Adam 
2nd-Jan-2010 08:42 pm
Note: Victoria is my daughter's cat. Her nickname is Victoributt or Butt. Also Bitchcakes, but that does not apply to this conversation.

Adam: "I brought you coffee. And a Butt."
Me: "I don't *want* the Butt. ...okay, I want to grab her head." *grabs her head* "She finds that oddly comforting."
Adam: "She's purring."
Me: "I know."
Victoria wrests her head away; I grab her feet.
Me: "Victoria. God was drunk when he made you. Because you have bunny feet. Not cat feet. Bunny feet."
Adam laughs.
Me: "God was like platypus-what? I'm gonna give this cat fuckin' bunny feet. And throw in a bunch of extra thumbs, why not. Pass the beer."
Adam: "And make her squeak instead of meow."
Me: "Yeah. MOAR BEER and here is your cat-thing."

That cat is messed up. But beautiful.
3rd-Jan-2010 03:08 am (UTC)
Just reading this, before I clicked on the picture, I assumed she must be a calico. I was very surprised to see a tabby. Maybe it's the extra thumbs that make the difference :)

I love the messed up kitties, I don't know what I'd do if I ever had a "normal" one. (Assuming there is such a thing as a sane cat...)
3rd-Jan-2010 03:09 am (UTC)
And she is beautiful...
3rd-Jan-2010 04:01 am (UTC)
Yeah, the squeaking weirded us out. I swear she didn't use to do that.
3rd-Jan-2010 04:14 am (UTC)
Nope, always! And the chirruping thing.
3rd-Jan-2010 04:34 am (UTC)
But lots of cats have bunny feetses! On the back, anyway.
3rd-Jan-2010 05:32 am (UTC)
Aww..... she's adorable! :D
3rd-Jan-2010 02:02 pm (UTC)
Victoria, demonstrating why Mendel made the right decision when he switched from studying cats to peas...

Edited at 2010-01-03 02:02 pm (UTC)
3rd-Jan-2010 05:32 pm (UTC)
eeeeee. I love cats with extra toes!!

She's gorgeous!
3rd-Jan-2010 05:49 pm (UTC)
3rd-Jan-2010 09:09 pm (UTC)
Sounds like conversations between Adam and me (my husband named Adam) about our cat Luna. She squeaks instead of meows, and is entirely made of bunny fur.

Edited at 2010-01-03 09:11 pm (UTC)
4th-Jan-2010 01:10 am (UTC)
Adorable! I love the pics of her snuggling with Adam, but especially where she is on his back. Our Siamese TaunWe loves to sleep on my lower back and thighs.
4th-Jan-2010 01:44 am (UTC)
She is a sweetheart! Oh, I should mention that she had initiated the hug in those pictures. She used that kitty tree for leverage, balanced her front paws on Adam's chest, meeped at him, then hopped into his arms and "hugged" him while kissing his nose. She does this constantly. She is a very demanding cat when it comes to hugs.

Your Siamese sounds awesome. Do you get massages out of it? :)

3rd-Jan-2010 10:58 pm (UTC)
My Angel-kitty has bunny haunches and feet, too! And she bounces WAY HIGH IN THE AIR in them. Though no extra thumbs.
3rd-Jan-2010 11:18 pm (UTC)
I love it. :-)
4th-Jan-2010 01:11 am (UTC)
*cracks up* I love both The Butt and your wit.
7th-Jan-2010 05:01 pm (UTC)
Butt R tabbeh! OfCors she r teh boowtiful!


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