Elayna: "It will be my only ramen of the month!"
Elayna: "Yay! And that is how I will start my Google Calendar. I'll write "only ramen of the month" today. And for every other day I will write "no ramen"."
Me: "Yeah, why don't you do that. That sounds like a great use of your time."
...so many of our conversations, transcribed, just end in "and then we giggled forever".
In other news, Robert Pattinson is turning me into my grandmother. "You look like a hobo! Tuck in your shirt for god's sake! Shave! Did you just crawl out from under your box in the alley and stumble into this premiere? Are you drunk, young man? Have a little pride in your appearance."
Also, the message of Kristin Stewart's ensemble seems to be "Unlike other starlets, I wear underwear." Which is nice, and you should go preach the panty gospel to Lindsay Lohan, but really, we didn't need proof. I, for one, was willing to trust you on this.
EDIT: Also, Pattinson and Stewart: Stand up straight.
Yes, I love Go Fug Yourself. Here's a shining example of their wit and wisdom.
I am now in the headspace of "I am doing Public Speaking tonight and do not know what to do with myself." So. Sort of a controlled flail.