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Scheherazade in Blue Jeans
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Afternoon miscellany 
13th-Nov-2009 03:58 pm
Everyone here is a crazy person.
Elayna and I go back and forth over whether she's allowed ramen as a snack.
Elayna: "It will be my only ramen of the month!"
Me: "...okay."
Elayna: "Yay! And that is how I will start my Google Calendar. I'll write "only ramen of the month" today. And for every other day I will write "no ramen"."
Me: "Yeah, why don't you do that. That sounds like a great use of your time."

...so many of our conversations, transcribed, just end in "and then we giggled forever".

In other news, Robert Pattinson is turning me into my grandmother. "You look like a hobo! Tuck in your shirt for god's sake! Shave! Did you just crawl out from under your box in the alley and stumble into this premiere? Are you drunk, young man? Have a little pride in your appearance."

Also, the message of Kristin Stewart's ensemble seems to be "Unlike other starlets, I wear underwear." Which is nice, and you should go preach the panty gospel to Lindsay Lohan, but really, we didn't need proof. I, for one, was willing to trust you on this.

EDIT: Also, Pattinson and Stewart: Stand up straight.

Yes, I love Go Fug Yourself. Here's a shining example of their wit and wisdom.

I am now in the headspace of "I am doing Public Speaking tonight and do not know what to do with myself." So. Sort of a controlled flail.
13th-Nov-2009 09:25 pm (UTC)
Ah, see. Ya'll need to get *real* ramen, and none of that dried stuff.

Here's my favorite ramen shop, along with photos

And it's definitely enough for lunch AND leftovers for dinner!
13th-Nov-2009 10:04 pm (UTC)
hank you for that link. You just made my day totally worth everything I went through to get to this point!
14th-Nov-2009 12:29 am (UTC)
Too bad ramen has too many calories to be a snack for me. (It used to be, but then I discovered I was accidentally taking in about 800 calories too many with my double ramen bowls.)

I think RPattz is scared of his fans--as well he should be--and in desperation, is turning to the tried and true way of dissuading libidinous oglers by pretending to be a frump. Only he is smart and realises many women will overlook the frump, and so he added "bad hygiene" to the mix too.
14th-Nov-2009 02:40 am (UTC)
Bree loves her ramen, minus the seasoning packet, so she thinks this exchange is awesome.

Also, thank you for reminding me how much I love Go Fug Yourself. It's been ages since I've visited the site.
14th-Nov-2009 03:26 am (UTC)
Ms. Stewart's undies look like high-waisted hot pants or those pantaloons cheerleaders wear under their cheer skirts. That is, they are part of the outfit. I think the skirt is very fashion-forward. I don't think much of the back of the shirt/dress (or her posture in that pic). The color of the detail is wrong, and tends to look a little floppy where it should be fierce.
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