Elayna: "What was that?"
Adam: "Jack, running into the DVD rack. As always."
Elayna: "What?"
Adam: "He just runs and skids right into the DVD rack and bounces off it. He never actually makes the turn in time."
Me: "Can't turn left. Just like Derek Zoolander."
That cat is not a smart cat, I tell you what.
(Hi. I just got home from being out since 9am.)