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Scheherazade in Blue Jeans
freelance alchemist
Knock knock. 
20th-Jul-2009 06:09 pm
Elayna: "I want to tell you a joke. But I need a box." She fetches a box and stands in front of me, grinning. "Knock knock."

Me: "Who's there?"

Elayna: "Interrupting fail-mime."

Me: *silence*

Elayna: *expectant look, hands twitching on box*

Me, very quickly, hands thrust out: "No."

Elayna: "Aw!"

Me: "I don' wanna box on my head!"

Elayna: *sighs* *sets down box* "...knock knock."

Me: *eyes Elayna warily*

Elayna: "This one won't invade your personal space. I promise."

Me: "...who's there?"

Elayna: "Interrupting turtle."

Me: "Interrupting tur-"

Elayna: *leeeeeans forward, eyes bugging out*

20th-Jul-2009 10:17 pm (UTC)
I love your daughter. :)
20th-Jul-2009 10:19 pm (UTC)
She's pretty awesome. :)
20th-Jul-2009 10:19 pm (UTC)
Your daughter is ridiculous.
20th-Jul-2009 10:35 pm (UTC)
In all the best ways.
20th-Jul-2009 10:19 pm (UTC)
Oh, that's stinkin' adorable! Permission to steal her turtle-knock on my minions?

*waving from the sea of random Internets-people*
20th-Jul-2009 10:33 pm (UTC)
She's cool with that. :)
20th-Jul-2009 10:23 pm (UTC)
I don't get the first one. :(
20th-Jul-2009 10:34 pm (UTC)
See, she is a mime, but one that is made of fail. So she has a real box, and...

...if ever a teenager is standing over you with a box in her hands and a madcap glint in her eye, just say no, is the thing.
20th-Jul-2009 10:55 pm (UTC)
OH! A real box. Thanks. :) And I will remember that advice.
20th-Jul-2009 10:52 pm (UTC)
Ahahahahaha. I've only heard Interrupting Cow. :D
21st-Jul-2009 01:45 am (UTC)
Interrupting Cow wh...
21st-Jul-2009 02:07 am (UTC)
21st-Jul-2009 02:11 am (UTC)
Interrupting Ghost! ;-)
20th-Jul-2009 11:17 pm (UTC)
*gigglefits* Reminder: you raised her.
20th-Jul-2009 11:33 pm (UTC)
My favorite is interrupting starfish.
21st-Jul-2009 12:07 am (UTC)
She is not allowed to do Interrupting Starfish on m, as I hate having fingerprints on my glasses. :)
20th-Jul-2009 11:40 pm (UTC) - *rinses hands from goopy pinata*
I can almost see that expectant look on her face, too. LOL

I love her. She's a character.

20th-Jul-2009 11:42 pm (UTC)
[cracks up at the eyes] I'm going to have to try that one.
20th-Jul-2009 11:47 pm (UTC)
ROFL at you both. i love you so hard.
21st-Jul-2009 02:01 am (UTC)
Ah, the both of you are made up of more win than I would have thought possible in such a small compartment. ;)
21st-Jul-2009 02:07 am (UTC)
Bah ha ha ha ha ha!
21st-Jul-2009 03:23 am (UTC)
Tell Elayna thanks! I've just inflicted both interrupting turtle AND interrupting cow on the boy. Much to MY amusement. :D
21st-Jul-2009 12:07 pm (UTC) - *snort*
Here's a knock-knock joke to get back at her with:

"I've got a great knock-knock joke -- You start."
21st-Jul-2009 09:26 pm (UTC)
Y'all seem to have wayy too much fun. :D I approve.
23rd-Jul-2009 08:04 pm (UTC)
Ah, grasshopper has surely learned from the master. You have done well. Your daughter is made of win.
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