Magical Truthsaying Bastard Shadesong (shadesong) wrote,
Magical Truthsaying Bastard Shadesong

Life with the Gojirawitz Girls

So we're watching Gilmore Girls - the episode where Lorelai and Sookie take Rory, Paris, Madeline, and Louisa to the Bangles concert, and Madeline and Louisa run off to a party, and Lorelai hunts them down, and Paris muses about whether her mom would track her down if she went missing.

Me, to Elayna: "You know I'd hunt you down."

Elayna: "Oh, I know! I would never do that!"

Me: "Your friends, too."

Elayna: "My friends would never do that, either. Because they know you. And they know you have a handcrafted spear."

Me: "Yes. Yes, I do."

Elayna: "Any boys who took them out? You'd take them out. And not in the fun way. In the blood and guts way."

Me, nodding: "No one messes with my girls."


The spear? Is legend. Is whispered around the halls of the middle school. "Don't ever mess with Elayna's mom. She has a spear." I don't think there's any doubt in her friends' minds that I would go all Xena on the ass of anyone who tried anything with them.

Which I kinda love. Because they know that there's always someone who'll come make sure they're safe.
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