Me: "I can make fire like that."
Adam: "Yes, dear." He continues to muse over the voice cast of Batman: the Brave and the Bold - "So, Dee Bradley Baker was Ace..."
Me, sulking for effect: "...can make fire. You can't make fire."
Adam: "Yes, I can. I just go to the stove, turn on the burner, and there's fire."
Me: "Hmph. You will be of no use whatsoever in the zombie apocalypse."
Adam: "Sure I will. I'll just bring the zombie to the stove, turn on the burner..."