The phrase of the week - nay, month - nay, year - is "bondage and simulated sex act in my birthmom's lap." (The performers swung out across her and her friend. Whee!)
This could have been a Bad Thing. But when I thought my birthmom and her friend were hiding from the scary people afterward? They were in the hotel's dining room talking to the performer of said acts about gender theory and closure on sexual assault. So we're all good.
Oh hai. Bed now, because we have to pack and have our stuff out in the courtyard by 11am. Short version: Having a wonderful time. Wish you were all here. Had beignets, got dress from Trashy Diva, kicked ass on the scavenger hunt, had quality time with my birthmom and with Gwyn & Isaac, had a nap, and am having wild giggly fun. And Kyth and I are in the Scary Jesus Room. There will be pictures.
Anonymous benefactor? You rule.
Bed now SRSLY.