Xander: "So you said those minions are like hobbits with leprosy. Well, a whole flock of hobbits took Spike..."
Elayna, sotto voce: "To Isengard?" *sips orange juice*
Me: "Wait, what?"
Me: "Was that a Lord of the Rings reference?"
Adam: "How do you even know that?"
Elayna, giggling: "A. told me."
Me: "Well, you tell A. to stop filling your head with bad literature."
Honestly! The things they pick up at school!