Queen themaskmaker and Queen haikujaguar, Queen felisdemens and Queen brujah. Queen elionwyr and Queen shadesong. And we have bordering queendoms, and treaties of mutual respect and admiration, and our balls are fabulous. Yes, children, we've got big balls.
And we rule.
And you can be a queen, too, if you'd like, or a king. Or a duke or a countess. The only thing that's mandatory is the respect.
(The internet is my pillow fort.)