Adam: *picks glasses up, then picks evil cat up and cuddles her*
Me: "Why do you reward her?"
Adam: "I'm embarrassing her."
Me: "She has no shame. This is what she wants - she follows you around all day wanting to be picked up and carried around."
Adam: *puts cat down*
Victoria: *looks up at Adam, wordlessly begging for more cuddling*
Adam: "But she looks at me with those big pleading eyes!"
Me: "....oh god, this is why you married me."
Adam: *cracks up*
Adam: "It's true. She basically *is* you."
...this explains a lot about our marriage. I do crazy things, he rewards me.