Magical Truthsaying Bastard Shadesong (shadesong) wrote,
Magical Truthsaying Bastard Shadesong

Victoria: *knocks Elayna's glasses off the table, much like Killface's son Simon with a cereal bowl*
Adam: *picks glasses up, then picks evil cat up and cuddles her*
Me: "Why do you reward her?"
Adam: "I'm embarrassing her."
Me: "She has no shame. This is what she wants - she follows you around all day wanting to be picked up and carried around."
Adam: *puts cat down*
Victoria: *looks up at Adam, wordlessly begging for more cuddling*
Me: "See?"
Adam: "But she looks at me with those big pleading eyes!"
Me: "....oh god, this is why you married me."
Adam: *cracks up*
Me: "Aagh!"
Adam: "It's true. She basically *is* you."

...this explains a lot about our marriage. I do crazy things, he rewards me.
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