Mom: Are the schools closed?
Me: No. Just cold.
Mom: I hope she's dressed warm.
Me: Me too.
Mom: Why are the schools open?
Me: Winter happens around here. They're used to it.
Mom: Is it snowing?
Me: No. Might snow later.
Mom: They should close the schools.
The thing I find o.O is that she calls every time it's particularly cold. Never with anything else to talk about. No news. No other questions. Just So! it's cold again!