Highest bidder will get a short story by me, up to 3,000 words (sorry not more, I'm crazybusy!), on the topic of their choosing. I write primarily speculative fiction, but can do pretty much anything you'd like. Something set in one of my existing worlds, or something altogether new. I've written stuff based on s00j songs before!
Start bidding at $20; auction runs for one week.
So, um, please click and bid. *crosses fingers for this to be something people want*