Magical Truthsaying Bastard Shadesong (shadesong) wrote,
Magical Truthsaying Bastard Shadesong
shadesong

This is why I love my birthfamily.

My cousin, to Elayna: "Now, you need to get to bed. Or Zombie Santa will eat your brains. That's what he does if you're still awake when he gets here."
Elayna: "If he's a zombie, he won't be able to get up the stairs."
Me: "We covered this earlier. Santa levitates."
Elayna: "How can he levitate without a brain?"
Me: "The levitation gland is perched atop the liver."
Elayna: "OH COME ON."
My cousin: "It's true. Jesus was born, and he created Levitating Zombie Santa-"
Me: "And that is the true meaning of Christmas."

At this point, we are up to Zombie Vampire Redneck Santa.

Previous favorite quote of the evening: "Well, that was when the bear got down off the horse and started walking himself."
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