Elayna: "If he's a zombie, he won't be able to get up the stairs."
Me: "We covered this earlier. Santa levitates."
Elayna: "How can he levitate without a brain?"
Me: "The levitation gland is perched atop the liver."
Elayna: "OH COME ON."
My cousin: "It's true. Jesus was born, and he created Levitating Zombie Santa-"
Me: "And that is the true meaning of Christmas."
At this point, we are up to Zombie Vampire Redneck Santa.
Previous favorite quote of the evening: "Well, that was when the bear got down off the horse and started walking himself."