Elayna says: "We were voting on class names today. And it came down to two: Cannibalistic Llamas and Celsius. Cannibalistic Llamas was mine. And they voted, and they chose Celsius! What a stupid name. They only voted for that because they can't spell cannibalistic." *mutters* "Because they're illiterate. Half of them don't even know what defenestration means, for Pete's sake. Anyway. Mine were Cannibalistic Llamas and Defenestrated Cows. I mean, those would be great short story names. I should write a short story collection, just stories with awesome names like that. I mean, Celsius That - well, that could be a good name for a science fiction character. Still. Defenestration. The art of defenestration. How do they not know that?"
Adam: "Well, it's not really an *art*."
Elayna: "Sure it is! I mean, you have to decide if you're going to defenestrate the cows hooves first or head first, or with the window open or closed. This is important."