Magical Truthsaying Bastard Shadesong (shadesong) wrote,
Magical Truthsaying Bastard Shadesong
shadesong

Elayna's Evening Diatribe

Elayna says: "We were voting on class names today. And it came down to two: Cannibalistic Llamas and Celsius. Cannibalistic Llamas was mine. And they voted, and they chose Celsius! What a stupid name. They only voted for that because they can't spell cannibalistic." *mutters* "Because they're illiterate. Half of them don't even know what defenestration means, for Pete's sake. Anyway. Mine were Cannibalistic Llamas and Defenestrated Cows. I mean, those would be great short story names. I should write a short story collection, just stories with awesome names like that. I mean, Celsius That - well, that could be a good name for a science fiction character. Still. Defenestration. The art of defenestration. How do they not know that?"

Adam: "Well, it's not really an *art*."

Elayna: "Sure it is! I mean, you have to decide if you're going to defenestrate the cows hooves first or head first, or with the window open or closed. This is important."

Yep. She's totally my kid.
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