1. They are watching TV. What are they watching?
Some crappy police procedural. Because if it was a good show, I'd be watching with him.
2. You're out to eat. What kind of dressing do they get on their salad?
...he does not get salad. Salad is not made of meat, you see.
3. What's one food this person doesn't like? What's one food this person could not live without?
He hates olives. And lasagna. He could not live without bacon.
4. You go out to the bar. He/she orders...
Beer. Beer-snob beer. Something brewed by a secret cult in the Netherlands, or made of blueberries and orgasms.
5. What size shoe do they wear?
6. If this person were to collect anything, it would be...
He already collects everything!
7. What is their favorite type of sandwich?
Turkey club from the place across the street.
8. This person could eat ______ every day.
9. Favorite cereal?
10. This person wouldn't be caught dead wearing?
11. Favorite sports team?
Mets. (That's all I know about sports. Like, any sport. Mets.)
12. Who will he/she vote for?
13. What is their sign?
16. How many states has this person lived in?
17. What is his/her heritage?
Eastern European/Russian-blend Jewish.
18. You bake them a cake for their birthday. What kind do you bake?
19. The CD I would probably find in their vehicle is...
Something with a female vocalist and a ploinky guitar.
20. What can you do that will guarantee a laugh from him/her?
Be silly. In general.
21. Does he/she get along well with their family?
22. If money wasn't an option, I would buy him/her...