We've pretty much devolved into reading tentacle porn aloud to each other. Good times.

Team Venture's new band name is Redundantly Alabaster.

Ewin: "I keep writing bad poetry, and then I can't stop laughing at it."

Slipjig: "Once the word "nosefucking" is mentioned, it only goes uphill from there."

Um. I have to give my mod something nonporny to respond to here. Yes. Breakfast cake. Yum.

There is no science in this porn!