Magical Truthsaying Bastard Shadesong (shadesong) wrote,
Magical Truthsaying Bastard Shadesong

I am not kidding.


From June's Previews, a movie that did not need to happen.

The Little Mermaid 3: Ariel's Beginning.

Returning favorites Sebastian and Flounder join Ariel, her six sisters, and the deliciously wicked new villain Marina Del Rey...

I am not kidding. Marina Del Rey.

Long Ago, in a kingdom where music is outlawed,

The town from Footloose?

King Triton's youngest daughter, Ariel, discovers her love for music in a secret, underground music club.


Torn with the choice of whether to hide her passion or share it with her father

Not my kink.

and risk losing everything, Ariel sets off on a daring adventure to restore music to Atlantica.

Didn't the original Little Mermaid begin with a big huge concert at which is seemed everyone had been singing and playing music for a long-ass time?

And... Ariel goes clubbing.

The Little Mermaid goes clubbing.

Now I'm picturing her with a glowstick slung over her shell-bra.

I just... it does npt make sense. I've long given up on the idea of any sort of logic or common sense in Disney Sequels, but this. This is... exceptional.
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