From June's Previews, a movie that did not need to happen.
The Little Mermaid 3: Ariel's Beginning.
Returning favorites Sebastian and Flounder join Ariel, her six sisters, and the deliciously wicked new villain Marina Del Rey...
I am not kidding. Marina Del Rey.
Long Ago, in a kingdom where music is outlawed,
The town from Footloose?
King Triton's youngest daughter, Ariel, discovers her love for music in a secret, underground music club.
Torn with the choice of whether to hide her passion or share it with her father
Not my kink.
and risk losing everything, Ariel sets off on a daring adventure to restore music to Atlantica.
Didn't the original Little Mermaid begin with a big huge concert at which is seemed everyone had been singing and playing music for a long-ass time?
And... Ariel goes clubbing.
The Little Mermaid goes clubbing.
Now I'm picturing her with a glowstick slung over her shell-bra.
I just... it does npt make sense. I've long given up on the idea of any sort of logic or common sense in Disney Sequels, but this. This is... exceptional.