In the meantime, two questions.
#1. Hey, I'm flexible. Which of the original Wind Tunnel Dreams do you most want to see expanded June 1-7?
#2. What use will you be in the eventual zombie apocalypse? Seriously. Give me a reason not to throw you behind me to make good my escape. D'you have mad electronics skills? Can you pilot a helicopter? How are you with a flamethrower? Can you rebuild society? How?
For bonus points, tell me where and how you'd choose to make your stand against the ravening hordes. (Me? Melting Pot. Boiling oil and tons of skewers.)