So! She is writing stories. *nods*
Paypal me ten dollars, and I'll write you an original 300-word story on any one-word theme you select.
Paypal me thirty dollars and you may select whether you would like three 300-word stories or a 1000-word story.
You can put in as much money as you feel comfortable ponying up, and I'll write stories of 300-1000 words, three cents the word, 1000 word maximum story length.
Read her post for more details. I've not read stories by her, but I can tell you that her poetry is fantastic. A+++ would read again!