Adam's now on the phone with AirTran, seeing if they can put us on another airline, something, anything; disabled wife + small child = bad recipe for a late-night flight.
EDIT: And the bags have to be checked by the original takeoff time. Fuck. So I have five or so hours in a cramped airport seat before my three hours in a cramped airplane seat.
ALSO EDIT: Shutting down the computer; will next be online in Orlando. Wish me luck...