(Argh.)
Have dueled with the pharmacy and the insurance company, done TiVoed yoga, showered, stripped and remade the bed with the new hypoallergenic mattress-protector thingies, put away the clean clothes, run the dishwasher... and checked for poop between each activity... no poop. And he's hiding under the bed.
*waits impatiently*
I shall be very put out if he waits til I've left for my allergist appointment.