Walked outside to get the mail - and came face to face with a strange man brandishing a leafblower in my driveway.
I blinked. He blinked. I said, "Um." He gestured to my car... which was covered with little nuggets and particles of black tarpaper and other roofing materials. I said, "Ah. Please. Continue." He fired away, and I walked back upstairs as calmly as I could, thinking that if my neighbor does not offer to have his grandkids wash my car, I will be very put out.
And in the mail was my order from Wearable Sculpture - the gifts I linked to the other night, and the little baubles I picked up for myself - a Mossy Pirate pendant and bracelet, for when I want my jewelry to be less Out There. And kythryne threw in matching earrings! And a shockingly purple blister-pearl pendant. Yay!
And also my first bits from the earring club. :)
All gorgeous. I am feeling utterly pampered.
And now, wearing my "hipster" brown-and-cream dress, subtle jasper-and-coral jewelry, and the appropriate money and confidence oils from BPAL, I am off to the bank to convince them that I am a Real Businesswoman and that they should give me Free Small Business Checking. *crosses fingers*