The kids have been instructed to figure out a way to get inside the walls of Troy.
Their solution? The model they are currently building?
The Rainbow Badger of Doom.
It is a massive badger with a catapult on its head, a battering ram, and a steamshovel to dig under the walls.
There are a dozen girls in my living room all screaming "Rainbow Badger of Doom!!!" at varying intervals.
ZOMG I have a headache. But. I am giggly.