Magical Truthsaying Bastard Shadesong (shadesong) wrote,
Magical Truthsaying Bastard Shadesong

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Check your peabut nutter!

Yes, we say it "peabut nutter" in this house.* We're weird kids.

Salmonella outbreak!

"Nearly 300 people in 39 states have fallen ill since August, and federal health investigators said they strongly suspect Peter Pan peanut butter and certain batches of Wal-Mart’s Great Value house brand — both manufactured by ConAgra Foods Inc.

Shoppers across the country were warned to throw out jars with a product code on the lid beginning with “2111” which denotes the plant where it was made. "

*pads over to pantry*

*locates peabut nutter*

*sees "2111" code on peabut nutter*

*throws peabut nutter away*

*writes "peabut nutter" on shopping list*

Your turn.

* We also say/write "cat fud",but so do you, I bet, and that's entirely Gary Larson's fault.
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