yunatwilight, giving me a mischievous look: "Hey, Elayna?"
yunatwilight: "Did you hear that they've decided to let Bush run for another term?"
Elayna: *launches into a tirade, parts of which only dogs can hear*
Me: "Whoa, whoa! Settle down, kid!"
Elayna: "But - but - they can't, they -"
Me: "They're not. She only said that to scare you out of your hiccups."
Elayna: "She what?!?"
Me: "Y'know what? It worked."