And they have, as their big photo op... an eight-foot-tall golden penis.
Me, enderfem, and a massive penis.
We cannot believe that we are being photographed with a massive golden penis.
Mine all mine!
It's so hard!
This thing is how big again?
I bet I can take it.
Okay, maybe not - but these giant golden testicles are even better than one of those exercise balls...
Ow! That hurt my hip. Okay, I'm done, let's go make out.