Kires: ...and when they're getting on your nerves, you want to eat them. But you can't.
Elayna: I don't want to eat them. I just want to cut off their toes.
Elayna: And then their feet. And their legs.
Me: To the pain!
Elayna: And then their arms. And then their head. And then their ears, and nose...
Me: After the beheading, why bother to continue?
Elayna: Well, at that point, it's just fun.
Kires: At that point, it's less torture and more... mulching.
Me: Mmm. A fine red paste on the floor.
Kires: Like marinara sauce.
At this point, Elayna obliges us by flicking marinara sauce onto her eyelid.
Elayna: Aaagh! *giggle*
Kires: See? Marinara sauce is dangerous! Tonight at 11 - examine the perils of marinara sauce. Should you allow it in your home?
Me: We're here with Elayna Gojirawitz, who has just hit herself IN THE EYE, Bob, with marinara sauce. Elayna, how do you feel?
Elayna: It was my eyelid, not my eye -
Me: This is Fox News. We don't care about the facts.
Elayna: Yes, but -
Me: Why do you hate America?
Elayna: *lengthy gigglefit*