I can't watch.
(Semi-related: Do you say "couch" or "sofa"? I use the terms interchangably.)
What would one use to refresh the matted bits of the microfiber fabric? Brush it? How would one get a stain out?
Yes, I aspire to be a '50s housewife - I even have some of the wardrobe - but I don't know this. I'm working on it. I just volunteered for a bake sale and everything.
The guys disassembling my couch/sofa call me "Miss" instead of "Ma'am". I've been mistaken for Elayna's big sister several times this month. I think I look younger when I'm content.