Magical Truthsaying Bastard Shadesong (shadesong) wrote,
Magical Truthsaying Bastard Shadesong
shadesong

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They're taking my couch apart right now.

I can't watch.

(Semi-related: Do you say "couch" or "sofa"? I use the terms interchangably.)

What would one use to refresh the matted bits of the microfiber fabric? Brush it? How would one get a stain out?

Yes, I aspire to be a '50s housewife - I even have some of the wardrobe - but I don't know this. I'm working on it. I just volunteered for a bake sale and everything.

The guys disassembling my couch/sofa call me "Miss" instead of "Ma'am". I've been mistaken for Elayna's big sister several times this month. I think I look younger when I'm content.
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