Please arrive on doorstep now. Like, right now.
Please?
Love,
'song
Dear CnS from BPAL,
Please arrive in e-mail now.
Impatiently,
'song
Dear 'song,
You can have some chocolate after you pay the bills. Mmm, chocolate. You like chocolate. Sit your butt down and pay bills.
Love,
'song
Dear person who thought I might be talking about her last time I used this format,
Yep. Is you. *blushes down to her toenails* So um yeah.
Unless I'm not the person you thought was saying you should e-mail her.
...I'm very confused.
Shyly,
'song
Dear 'song,
Seriously. Bills now.
--'sonng