Please arrive on doorstep now. Like, right now.
Dear CnS from BPAL,
Please arrive in e-mail now.
You can have some chocolate after you pay the bills. Mmm, chocolate. You like chocolate. Sit your butt down and pay bills.
Dear person who thought I might be talking about her last time I used this format,
Yep. Is you. *blushes down to her toenails* So um yeah.
Unless I'm not the person you thought was saying you should e-mail her.
...I'm very confused.
Seriously. Bills now.