Adam, in his office: "Where'd you find that?"
'song: "[Site]." 'song putters around for a bit, then gets suspicious. "Wait a minute. You can't blog that! It's my Daily Science for tomorrow! You'll spoil it!"
Adam: "This isn't science. It's grammar."
'song: "But it's in my Daily Science."
Adam: "Okay, well, you can blog about the science, but not the grammar."
'song: "It's mine! I found it! I showed you!"
Adam: "But it's not science."
Elayna: "It is science. It's biology. Biology is the study of life and living things."
Adam: "Yes, but there's grammar there, too."
Elayna: "It's science."
Adam: "Okay, well - I get to blog about it, too. I already have a subject line."
'song, mollified: "Okay. After I post it."