eXtreme stiffness with accompanying needle-sharp surges of Pain radiating up my neck, spiking up into my head, spreading down through my arms, and down my back.
I would curl up and whimper if curling up didn't hurt.
Holy fuck, dude.
Forecast tonight is for the sort of pain that will have me curled up all helplessly whimpering in the middle of the night. Aii.