Magical Truthsaying Bastard Shadesong (shadesong) wrote,
Magical Truthsaying Bastard Shadesong
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The cat, he is a jealous cat.

Note: If the cat is displaced from the bed so Mommy* can have orgasms, he will protest by vomiting on the floor.

This has happened twice now. This is not a coincidence. This is revenge.




* Yes, Adam and I pretend that the cats call us Mommy and Daddy. On the scale of 'song-weirdness, that barely even registers. Just roll with it.

EDIT: And yes, there's a reason I remove him from the bed. It's because the instant I switch the Hitachi on, he gets super-affectionate. The only thing less sexy than your cat snuggling you and purring and rubbing his head against your head when you've got a nice kinky fantasy thing going on and the vibrator on high is, well, the sound of said cat vomiting right outside your bedroom door.
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