This has happened twice now. This is not a coincidence. This is revenge.
* Yes, Adam and I pretend that the cats call us Mommy and Daddy. On the scale of 'song-weirdness, that barely even registers. Just roll with it.
EDIT: And yes, there's a reason I remove him from the bed. It's because the instant I switch the Hitachi on, he gets super-affectionate. The only thing less sexy than your cat snuggling you and purring and rubbing his head against your head when you've got a nice kinky fantasy thing going on and the vibrator on high is, well, the sound of said cat vomiting right outside your bedroom door.