Magical Truthsaying Bastard Shadesong (shadesong) wrote,
Magical Truthsaying Bastard Shadesong

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Ultraviolet is so bad.

It is so, so bad.

You may be tempted to watch this movie. Because, y'know, Milla Jovovich in tight pants with a sword. I say thee nay! Last time I gesticulated in disbelief and disgust like that was Van Helsing.

This is so much worse than Van Helsing. Van Helsing had a few laughs, y'know? This is just...

Ponderous, man.

Now I need to watch either Iron Monkey or Equilibrium to scrub my brain of the heinous fight choreography.

EDIT: Keep in mind that I actually like Van Helsing; I find it to be a good bad movie. This just... *shakes head like an etch-a-sketch*
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