Magical Truthsaying Bastard Shadesong (shadesong) wrote,
Magical Truthsaying Bastard Shadesong

Okay. This is the last one.

Titus Andronicus = the smell of hate
The Lady of Shallott = the smell of despair
Jack = the cat's bulimia
Tum = the smell of decomposition
opoponax = smells like burning
Spicy Gumdrops + opoponax = the smell of burning Oopma-loompas

"There is no umlaut in Oompa-loompas! And there is no crying in baseball!"

"I said it smelled accurate, not that it smelled good."

"If you give now, we'll take one puppy off the train"

"Smell your way up"

"Its difficult to do the D&C though, because they're male"

"I have to shower for the next eight hours"

"Your parents' house smells like a whorehouse now."

"I never thought I could ....smell....the end of the world."

"I smell like everything."

felisdemens, laughing: "Oh god."
Me: "What?"
felisdemens: "I don't know. I lost it."

We are all flailing weakly and giggling. Oh aii.

Think of the mpreg lolita puppies!
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