Magical Truthsaying Bastard Shadesong (shadesong) wrote,
Magical Truthsaying Bastard Shadesong

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Hello to new readers __pandorapanic, gypsyjr, pogodragon, scarletazalea, skrawl, surreal_rebirth, and twinsmomwhoas

Hey, aussie_nyc and nnnslogan! Don't disappear again!

Exhaustion + nausea, am feeling a bit slow. This weekend was okay, medically, but I was visibly tapped-out enough on Saturday that my mother-in-law packed me off for a nap.

I feel like there's a constant interview process! I keep waiting to fuck up.

A way in which I am like my mother-in-law - her focus is intense.

I like her quite a lot, but a weekend was just about the right amount of time, particularly in my current state.

Description of the construction of the Ninja Pirate Zombie Robot under the cut! It's prohibitively difficult/expensive to get all the parts, so not many people make 'em, but I won the head, and had pretty much everything I needed for the rest, having adventured extensively in all of the Ascension areas.

The ninja pirate zombie robot head's single red eye comes to life, and looks around. It rolls up to a clockwork spine, and attaches itself to it at the neck. The resultant snakelike thing slithers over to a cheap toaster, and connects it to the bottom of the spine.

It then rolls around in pine tar, and attaches a couple of bones to its left side. It repeats this for the right side, and then attaches a clockwork claw to each arm.

Gears whir and bones grind as the thing picks up the Chest of the Bonerdagon and attaches it to the front of its spine. It then grabs a couple more wads of pine tar, and uses them to attach two spiked femurs to the toaster.

Fully constructed, the skeleton grabs a handful of disembodied brains, and casually munches on them as it sews a ninja outfit out of a couple of clockwork sheets.

Glancing at its new threads, it beeps approvingly. It loads its pockets with frigid ninja stars, teeny-tiny ninja stars, and a star throwing star, before grabbing an icy-hot katana with one hand and a blundarrrbuss with the other.

You acquire an item: ninja pirate zombie robot

What should I call it?

Unnamed scary professional thing
Cover letter for epilepsy book
Get to level 9 on KoL
Rest as needed.
Help Elayna pack for Florida
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