Magical Truthsaying Bastard Shadesong (shadesong) wrote,
Magical Truthsaying Bastard Shadesong

Monty Python and the Interesting Parenting Techniques

Elayna: "You can have the rest of the pretzels if you want."
Me: "No, dude, I totally gorged myself just now. Can't eat another bite."
Elayna: "What's gorging?"
Me: "When you eat and eat until you are soooo full. Full up to here." *gesturing at esophagus*
Elayna: "So you can't eat even., like, a raspberry?"
Me: "Even a wafer-thin mint."
Elayna: "A what?"

I discovered that we do not own Meaning of Life. Zut alors! Fortunately, much as YouTube annoys the crap out of me, it's a great resource for stuff like this. So now Elayna has seen...

* The Mr. Creosote sketch
* The Dead Parrot sketch
* The Lumberjack Song, and
* The Argument Clinic sketch.

And now she has to do some homework. "That was never five minutes!", she says...
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