Elayna: "You can have the rest of the pretzels if you want." Me: "No, dude, I totally gorged myself just now. Can't eat another bite." Elayna: "What's gorging?" Me: "When you eat and eat until you are soooo full. Full up to here." *gesturing at esophagus* Elayna: "So you can't eat even., like, a raspberry?" Me: "Even a wafer-thin mint." Elayna: "A what?" I discovered that we do not own Meaning of Life . Zut alors ! Fortunately, much as YouTube annoys the crap out of me, it's a great resource for stuff like this. So now Elayna has seen... * The Mr. Creosote sketch * The Dead Parrot sketch * The Lumberjack Song , and * The Argument Clinic sketch . And now she has to do some homework. "That was never five minutes!", she says...